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Title: Novel Abuse
Author: Em
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Characters: Remus, Sirius
Summary: Melted chocolate, Remus's book, and Sirius's most innocent look of innocence.
Dedication: for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Novel Abuse
The abused book dangles from Remus's fingertips. Remus's face is six different shades of red, including a salmon that does not go with his hair at all.
"Are you even listening to me?" he growls.
"Uh." Sirius straightens his head, clearing his thoughts of the shade of Remus's neck. "Uh, yes. You're quite cross."
"I'm quite—I'm cross. I'm cross?" Remus snarls, more wolf than boy. "You got chocolate—my chocolate—all over the book, Sirius! My book. My chocolate!"
Sirius affects his most innocent look of innocence, the one that only works on Professor Flitwick (because everyone else knows better). "You're very cross?"
"AHHHH!" Remus shoves the book into Sirius's face and stalks to the far side of the common room, muttering about insane pixies and drunken puppies (which doesn't make much sense to Sirius, but probably means that Remus will forgive him by this evening).
Sirius catches the book, getting melted chocolate on his face and fingers. His tongue darts out to lick his lips. "Huh." He turns around and yells to Remus, "More people would read if all books tasted like this."
Remus's forehead strikes the table loudly, repeatedly. Maybe Remus won't forgive him until tomorrow morning.
~Comments and feedback are chocolate.
Title: Novel Abuse
Author: Em
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Characters: Remus, Sirius
Summary: Melted chocolate, Remus's book, and Sirius's most innocent look of innocence.
Dedication: for
chelle86 The abused book dangles from Remus's fingertips. Remus's face is six different shades of red, including a salmon that does not go with his hair at all.
"Are you even listening to me?" he growls.
"Uh." Sirius straightens his head, clearing his thoughts of the shade of Remus's neck. "Uh, yes. You're quite cross."
"I'm quite—I'm cross. I'm cross?" Remus snarls, more wolf than boy. "You got chocolate—my chocolate—all over the book, Sirius! My book. My chocolate!"
Sirius affects his most innocent look of innocence, the one that only works on Professor Flitwick (because everyone else knows better). "You're very cross?"
"AHHHH!" Remus shoves the book into Sirius's face and stalks to the far side of the common room, muttering about insane pixies and drunken puppies (which doesn't make much sense to Sirius, but probably means that Remus will forgive him by this evening).
Sirius catches the book, getting melted chocolate on his face and fingers. His tongue darts out to lick his lips. "Huh." He turns around and yells to Remus, "More people would read if all books tasted like this."
Remus's forehead strikes the table loudly, repeatedly. Maybe Remus won't forgive him until tomorrow morning.
~Comments and feedback are chocolate.
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Date: 2006-04-27 08:03 pm (UTC)Sirius pouts. "That's not exactly the bondage I had in mind."
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Date: 2006-04-27 08:07 pm (UTC)I know it wasn't. But think of REMUS. You were driving the poor boy insane. *smothers Remus in fluffy chocolate and hugs. Remus is looking distinctly full by now but keeps on munching the chocolate regardless*
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Date: 2006-04-27 10:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-27 10:34 pm (UTC)Sirius: What's this? *pokes with a stick*
Remus: Sirius, be nice! *takes away stick with one hand and continues eating chocolate with the other*
chelle86: Sirius, I'm quite sure I left you tied up in a closet.
Sirius: But it was getting booooring! *innocent look of innocence*
theemdash: I already told you that doesn't work on anyone anymore!
chelle86: except for Flitwick
theemdash: but he doesn't need to know that
Sirius: *suspicous* What are you two talking about?
chelle86: Nothing, nothing. Now. Back. Into. The. Closet.
Sirius: But...
chelle86: No buts! Closet! Now!
Sirius: *looks at Remus* You don't want me to go to the closet do you? *pouts appealingly*
Remus: *has gone into a sugar coma from all the chocolate*
Everyone: oh shit.
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Date: 2006-04-28 02:08 am (UTC)*grabs Sirius and runs into the closet*
;)
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Date: 2006-04-28 01:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-28 10:43 pm (UTC)Chelle: OMG. HE IS NOT CHOKING, YOU IDIOT!
Sirius: But...but...I was giving him the kiss of life! Like in Sweeping Beauty or whatever that Muggle tale was called. *resumes snogging the senseless Remus*
Chelle: NO! Alli, restrain Sirius! I'm taking Remus to the hospital myself!
*floos herself and Remus to St Mungo's*
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Date: 2006-04-29 12:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-30 06:42 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-05-01 01:22 pm (UTC)On an unrelated note, how many eps of Supernatural are there so far and how many will there be in all this season?
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Date: 2006-04-28 07:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-28 11:07 pm (UTC)