Fandom: Saiyuki/Harry Potter
Title: Shut Up
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13 for sexual innuendo
Word Count: ~340
Characters: Sanzo, Sirius
Summary: Sanzo's fan for idiots proves useless against one idiot.
Dedication: for [livejournal.com profile] chelle86 who inspires crack!fic regularly
Notes: Originally written as crack comment!fic over a year ago, I'm adding it to the archive for posterity (naturally). First posted here.

Shut Up )

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Novel Abuse
Author: Em
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Characters: Remus, Sirius
Summary: Melted chocolate, Remus's book, and Sirius's most innocent look of innocence.
Dedication: for [livejournal.com profile] chelle86

Novel Abuse )

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Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: I Believe in Santa Claus
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13 for pranking, language
Word Count: ~4640
Spoilers: Set MWPP era
Characters: Marauders, focus on Remus (pre-Remus/Siris if you are so inclinded to see it)
Summary: Every year the Christmas prank is something special, the Marauders' sixth year is no different.
Dedication: For [livejournal.com profile] debs7, [livejournal.com profile] fairydarling, [livejournal.com profile] fangirljen, [livejournal.com profile] grass_stained, [livejournal.com profile] hope99_31516, [livejournal.com profile] kefira, [livejournal.com profile] morningstar4, [livejournal.com profile] purple_shoes, and [livejournal.com profile] roadrunner1896
Notes: This cracked idea came upon me when writing a highly angsty piece. Be afraid.
Written as part of the 2005 Gift Fic Project for my flist.
Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] fangirljen for betaing duties.

I Believe in Santa Claus )


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Fandom: Stargate: SG-1/Harry Potter
Title: Four Fics I Would Never Write: iii. The Only Thing She Didn't Have Was a Flying Motorcycle
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~950
Characters: Vala, Sirius
Challenge: Vala/Sirius, silly
Summary: Some time after his surprise that space flight was not only probable but customary and her surprise that some magic was real came the understanding that Vala and Sirius were incredibly sloshed.
Dedication: For my sekrit wife, [livejournal.com profile] roadrunner1896 on her birthday
Notes: When I asked what Roadie'd like in a birthday fic she chose to be difficult, muddled up all her choices, and left me with word soup. I'm a sadistic, stubborn bastard so I took that as a challenge. Which means we have this—Four Fics I Would Never Write. This is Part 3.
Also, I am insane and vehemently insist that The Curtain is really just a very oddly-shaped Stargate, hence the logic of Vala and Sirius meeting.


iii. The Only Thing She Didn't Have Was a Flying Motorcycle )


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