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Title: Not Out of Gas
Author: Em
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~120
Challenge: Wash and cheese
Dedication: For![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
honestly_undone.
Notes:honestly_undone told me she'd like a story about Wash and cheese. This is what my maligned brain came up with. If nothing else, I am amused.
Not Out of Gas
Wash had gas. And not the uncomfortable quiet kind that could be hidden in the cockpit and blamed on a leaking line. No, this was the kind that echoed down Serenity's hull, creeped out of the cockpit and down into the crew's sleeping quarters.
Zoe approached him, her nose only twitching slightly.
"Honey?" she asked. "I don't mean to—"
"I swear I stayed away from the cheese!" Wash burst. "I swear!"
A particularly loud fart disagreed with his exclamation. He cringed.
Zoe placed a small can of deotorizing spray on Serenity's console. She backed away. "I'm just going to shut the door."
She was kind enough not to laugh until it was firmly shut.
~Comments and feedback are appreciated.
Title: Not Out of Gas
Author: Em
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~120
Challenge: Wash and cheese
Dedication: For
honestly_undone.Notes:
honestly_undone told me she'd like a story about Wash and cheese. This is what my maligned brain came up with. If nothing else, I am amused.Wash had gas. And not the uncomfortable quiet kind that could be hidden in the cockpit and blamed on a leaking line. No, this was the kind that echoed down Serenity's hull, creeped out of the cockpit and down into the crew's sleeping quarters.
Zoe approached him, her nose only twitching slightly.
"Honey?" she asked. "I don't mean to—"
"I swear I stayed away from the cheese!" Wash burst. "I swear!"
A particularly loud fart disagreed with his exclamation. He cringed.
Zoe placed a small can of deotorizing spray on Serenity's console. She backed away. "I'm just going to shut the door."
She was kind enough not to laugh until it was firmly shut.
~Comments and feedback are appreciated.
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Date: 2005-11-11 06:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-11-11 07:54 pm (UTC)OMGWTFBESTTHINGEVER.
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Date: 2005-11-11 08:47 pm (UTC)I swear I stayed away from the cheese! - best line ever. Had flashbacks of White Chicks and half expected him to say "I didn't cut it either!"
I needed a good laugh. Awesome!
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Date: 2005-11-11 08:49 pm (UTC)I &hearts Wash.
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Date: 2005-11-11 08:55 pm (UTC)Wash is the best, I think he was my first FF love.
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Date: 2005-11-11 09:23 pm (UTC)Thank you. ;)
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Date: 2005-11-12 12:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-12 02:25 am (UTC)*snerk*
*snort*
You know, somehow you never think about some problematic aspects of Serenity being so small.... :)
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Date: 2005-11-13 12:47 am (UTC)Thanks for reading.
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Date: 2005-12-29 11:47 am (UTC)Thanks for commenting!