SG-1 Fic: Woobie (PG)

[what_works]

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: Woobie
Author: Em
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~200
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Challenge: issued by fangirljen, Jack/Daniel, woobie
Summary: Daniel coughed. "Woobie?"
Notes: Sometimes a little drabble is just what we all need. Dedicated to my flist, especially fangirljen


Woobie


Daniel coughed. "Woobie?"

Jack hugged Daniel tighter and smiled against his hair. "Sure. Woobie. It's cute, right?"

Daniel shifted, releasing Jack's hold, turning to face him. "That would be the problem." He tucked the pillow behind his head so he could see Jack more clearly.

"Not cute enough?" Jack tweaked Daniel's nose.

Daniel bit his lip, his eyebrows furrowing as he considered what he should say. "Call me woobie again, and I tell SG-13 it was you who brought back the stomach flu from P3X-698."

Jack's mouth dropped open. "You did that!"

"Yes." Daniel tapped Jack's nose. "But they don't know that."

Jack narrowed his eyes. "What if I tell them the truth first?"

"What if I have Cameron Balinsky on speed dial?"

Jack propped himself up on one elbow. "Why do you have Balinsky on speed dial?"

Daniel folded his arms behind his head and flicked his eyes to the ceiling. He licked his lips and smiled lasciviously. "Wouldn't you like to know?"

Jack dropped himself back on the bed, gently bouncing Daniel. He crossed his arms over his chest and snorted. "Whatever. Have Balinsky on speed dial." He muttered under his breath, "Archeology whore."

Daniel grinned; it was better than "woobie."


~Comments and feedback are appreciated.

Comments

[lmichelle599.livejournal.com]

"Archealology whore." Hee.

[theemdash]

Like it's not true. ;)

[neverbelonged.livejournal.com]

/giggles/ love it.

[theemdash]

*snicker* I'm pleased. I love it, too.

[lerah99.livejournal.com]

Thank you for posting this! It was the perfect thing to cheer me up after a long day at work.

[theemdash]

Good! I'm so glad this little scene could cheer you up.

[lerah99.livejournal.com]

Love your icon!

[theemdash]

I love your icon. Guh!

[lizardspots.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Eeee! :D *happy*

Love it, love them, love you!

[theemdash]

I love you, too! ;)

I'm just glad I had something Jack/Daniel to post. I've been missing my slash.

[muck-a-luck.livejournal.com]

:)

[theemdash]

:) = good? ;)

[duffy-99.livejournal.com]

Archaeology Whore! BWAHAHA! ::duffy wipes away streaming tears of laughter::

[theemdash]

Now you know the secret to get Daniel into bed--call him by his pet name. ;)

[duffy-99.livejournal.com]

What a lovely thought!

[elven-wolf.livejournal.com]

*gigglefits*

[theemdash]

*giggle* Glad you enjoyed it.

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

So cute! Love Daniel's threats ;-)

[theemdash]

Hey, Col. Dave Dixon chasing after you with a gun? That is a threat. ;)

[raviahmad.livejournal.com]

you realize that some Daniel obsessed 13 year old is gonna use that as her LJ tag, right?

[theemdash]

Does that mean I'm a 13-year-old girl? Because it's tempting. ;)

Oh, that's right. I'm taking over the world, one lj tag at a time...

[raviahmad.livejournal.com]

You and me both babe :) I was all OMGWTFSQUEE!!1!!!

[theemdash]

LOL!

I'll post one of the other drabbles that came out of this prompt game and you'll have to choose between "Archeology Whore" or the other pet name I came up with. *snicker*

[fangirljen.livejournal.com]

Whee!!! A ficlet for me! *squeaks* I suggested "woobie" because that has been a word I recently learned from my rp friends elven_wolf and goldustlady. :-D Two of my fav people because they rp lovely slashy stuff, and goldustlady plays Zelanka in a threesome with an original char and Rodney.

Thanks, thanks, thanks for the ficlet!! :-D *giggle* LOOOVE the "Archaeology whore."

[faithsqueen.livejournal.com]

Hey! What does that make me chop liver!

[fangirljen.livejournal.com]

I mentioned you, though, didn't you see? *L* It's because of goldustlady and elven_wolf that I found out what a Woobie is!

[theemdash]

You're not chop liver. You're an archeology whore.

*snicker*

[fangirljen.livejournal.com]

Oh, she is, she really is, among other things. ;)

[faithsqueen.livejournal.com]

Dude, I had to tell you what Woobie ment! I remember that phone call you dork!

Oh, why thank you Ali. *L* Just getting my smut on with Daniel.

Among other things being beautiful, a goddess, queen of evil... and the owner of Rodney. *nods*

[fangirljen.livejournal.com]

They still told me first. :P I remember even repeating what Jay had said, and misspelling it! *L*

Other things besides that, too. *L*

[theemdash]

I need to give you more ficlets if you get this excited over them. ;)

[fangirljen.livejournal.com]

YES!!!!!!!! :-D

[theemdash]

I'll see about posting more of it soon. I'm reworking the Sam scene right now. I had a bit of trouble making a transition, and then I started going to a slashy place and I had to stop myself because this is going to be a gen story, damnit! And then there was shippiness and I had to kill that because OMG the pain! *headdesk* I went with something much more subtle.

See? This is why you shouldn't mention things that I'm working on--I'll start babbling about them. At length.

[tehshroom.livejournal.com]

*fiffle*
Too funny and so true!

Thanks for sharing.

[theemdash]

Did you just "thank for sharing" me? That's what you say to people you don't know. Shroomy, do we need to have a sit down and hug it out?

[tehshroom.livejournal.com]

Ehh, since you've put it that way *doink*

I shouldn't try to catch on the flist at 4am...

*megahuggles*

[theemdash]

I still love you. *megasnuggles*

[pixie-hollow.livejournal.com]

Lol. That was great, awesome way to start the day. "woobie" haha.

[theemdash]

Thank you! Glad I gave you a healthy start to your day. ;)

[luthienberen]

Love it. Daniel of course wins the 'argument' - poor Jack. "Archeology whore" is amusing. Very funny drabble.

Jadwiga

[theemdash]

Glad you enjoyed it.

[(Anonymous)]

[snicker] adorable, although, I'm suprised that Daniel wouldn't prefer woobie to whore...if only for the way Jacks lips would purse saying woobie.

sigh, that's the third sign in tonight

[dianehc.livejournal.com]

Anonymous = dianehc

Re: sigh, that's the third sign in tonight

[theemdash]

Heh heh... sometimes the world is not in your favor. Thanks for comenting. Glad you enjoyed the short. ;)

[theemdash]

It's the meaning more than the look, right. ;)

[teddibear.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* This is so them. Even the nose tweaking is endearing not overly sappy. Woobie! *snorfle* But Daniel is such an archaeology whore. Cuz in my world he's done it with Jack, Janet, Vala, Sam, Jonas, and well most recently Cameron.

He's my little slut. *snicker*

[theemdash]

*snicker* This one just makes me laugh. Jack just has all sorts of pet names, so I can imagine what all he must come up with . . .

. . . and how humiliating it must be for Daniel. ;)

[teddibear.livejournal.com]

LOL, one can only imagine. As if Space Monkey wasn't bad enough. Reminds me I need to ask Michael at the con if he knows why they called Daniel that. Heh. I'm dying to know where it came from though I have seen some great explanations in fic. Hee. :)