SG-1/SGA Fic: Commiseration (PG-13)

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Fandom: Stargate: SG-1/Stargate: Atlantis
Title: Commiseration
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~410
Pairing: Daniel/Sheppard
Summary: When Jack and Rodney get together, Sheppard receives an unexpected invitation.
Prompt: from wiccanslyr Daniel/Sheppard, Jack needs to be replaced because he's with Rodney.
Notes: Written while participating in the Never Ever Meme. Originally posted here.


Commiseration

"Come in," Sheppard calls in response to the knock. He just got himself perfectly arranged on the bed, the only comfort he had in this lousy day. No way would he get up for some innocuous social call.

Daniel Jackson leans against the doorframe, also perfectly arranged, one long arm casually stretched above his head, tugging his shirt up just enough to reveal pale skin at his waistline.

"Colonel," he says, a soft, silky tone to his voice that curls around Sheppard's ears and slips down his body.

"Uh, huh?" Sheppard's magazine slides off his stomach and on to the floor. "Daniel. What?" Way to be eloquent, John, he thinks.

Daniel steps in, closing the door behind him. "Hope you don't mind me visiting."

"Right," Sheppard says, sitting up. "I mean, no. I don't . . . mind." It's a little easier to think without Daniel's appendix scar peeking out of his low-slung pants. "What's up?"

Daniel sighs, sitting on the edge of Sheppard's bed, leaning back on his arms and stretching his long neck. "You know about Jack."

Sheppard shuts his eyes, counts to five. It was the exact thing he'd been trying to forget. "Yeah. He and Rodney. . . ." He'd walked in on them making out in the science lab. Rodney followed him for five levels before Sheppard allowed him to explain. The explanation included "unexpected," "fast," and "I didn't mean to hurt you," but all of it was inadequate and it didn't change a damn thing.

"They screwed us both," Daniel says.

"Yeah, I . . . what?"

Daniel turns, spreading himself over Sheppard's bed, propping his head on his hand. "You had to have known that I was with Jack."

"You . . . ? I thought those were just rumors. I mean, people were saying that about you and Mitchell, you and Vala, you and . . ."

Daniel waves his free hand. "Yeah, yeah, I know. Apparently I get around."

"Huh. I guess that does explain a few things." Sheppard straightens his leg, toes brushing past Daniel's arm with a mumbled apology. "So, you're here to commiserate?"

Daniel smiles, slow and wicked. He cups Sheppard's foot, sliding his hand up the ankle, rubbing the calf, giving the distinct impression that he'd like to slide his hand farther. "I get around." He turns slowly, crawling up the bed to Sheppard, lithe muscles contracting in his arms. "Care to be a conquest?" he breathes against Sheppard's lips.

Sheppard's answer is fingers carded in Daniel's hair, a tongue fitting into Daniel's smart mouth, and two hours Rodney never would have been able to last.


~Comments and feedback are like little conquests.

Comments

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

oooh, well done. Stupid Jack and Rodney.

[theemdash]

I'm not even going to explain how they started making out. *handwaves* Alien virus or something.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

ah, the ever popular handwave. ;)

[fifthhouse.livejournal.com]

I sure love that little slut.

[theemdash]

I do, too. ♥

[mf_luder_xf]

Bwah! I love that Daniel really is the slutty one. I mean, of all of SGC. It amuses me greatly.

Cute little fic!!

[theemdash]

Yes, but he wears his badge proudly (well, in my mind anyway).

[msbeata.livejournal.com]

Jack/Rodney breaks my brain a little bit.

But Daniel/John is pretty and I forget all about the broken bit.

[theemdash]

Jack/Rodney breaks my brain a lot, but Daniel/Sheppard heals all wounds.

[neek-love.livejournal.com]

UM.
I'd never thought of Shep/Danny before, and I'm worried if I think about it too hard my brain will explode from TEH HOT.

This was great, btw ^_^ Daniel's such a whore :D

[theemdash]

I am willing to pair Daniel with anyone whom I find reasonably attractive. Since he's such a slut, you know. ;)

I'm glad you enjoyed it and that I opened your mind to TEH HOT. Though, really, like the sun, if you stare at it directly you can burn your retinas.

[ninja007.livejournal.com]

I LOVE IT!

I really like the pairing of Sheppard/Daniel.

Both have a sensual nature...

[theemdash]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

[ninja007.livejournal.com]

I love your icon...

Can I snurch it?

[theemdash]

I love this icon, too. It was made by misfit_fandoms, please credit when you use it.

[ninja007.livejournal.com]

Aahhh...

Know them well...

Thanks!

[kefira.livejournal.com]

Uhh. WOW. For some reason I had never thought about these two. I am too much of a jack/daniel fan but DAMN. That has so much potential. I don't write fic but damn do I see stuff running through my mi nd.

[theemdash]

Hee. I love them together, too. I think I could easily be convinced to write another fic with them (as long as it was porny, heh).

I'm glad you enjoyed it and it made you think . . . uh, yeah. ;)

[kefira.livejournal.com]

Remember I am at work, so some thinking isn't always good. I think I will manage though. I also think I will keep an eye out for a new fic by you involving a certain archaeologist and hot shot colonel ;)

[gateruner.livejournal.com]

It's a little easier to think without Daniel's appendix scar peeking out of his low-slung pants.

Amen!

Seriously, this is so far out there and I can't believe I'm reading it. But damn... now I'm all thinking about it and it's HOT!

[theemdash]

It's hot enough that I kind of want to write a serious take on Daniel/Sheppard.

[gateruner.livejournal.com]

It's hot enough that I kind of want to write a serious take on Daniel/Sheppard.

Please do! *tries to think of various ways to bribe Em's muses*

[theemdash]

Um, give me a situational prompt. If it entertains me enough I might write it since I have the day off tomorrow and can't decide what to write.

[gateruner.livejournal.com]

Situational how?

How about John in that hot suit he was wearing in "Millers Crossing" this week and Daniel in his "Moebius" funeral suit.

Those two in a room together dressed like that? Damn. And then get undressed. :P Of course how they get there I haven't a clue.

[kyizi.livejournal.com]

Hee, what a way to get them back ;) John/Daniel is hot, but Jack/Rodney just seems wrong! ;p

[theemdash]

Jack/Rodney seems wrong to me, too, but it was part of the prompt. I decided dealing with it off-screen would be the saner option.

[kyizi.livejournal.com]

You handled it very well, esp since it left more room for the Daniel/John ;p

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

What is wrong with me, Em?

Why can't I even find John hot when he is with Daniel?

I want Daniel/Rodney. Seems like much more fun to me.

I need to get something to fix this brain part that tells me John is not sexy.

He has the sexy hair. And looks good. He should be sexy in my head, but he is not. *hates own brain at times*

[theemdash]

I have no idea what is wrong with you. Personally, I don't understand how I can be married to my McKay and not be totally attracted to Rodney McKay. Perhaps we're just wired slightly oddly.

But c'mon, everyone gets hotter when paired with Daniel.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

I admit John is a tiny bit hotter with Daniel than without, but seeing as he was not hot to me to begin with, this is still rather lukewarm than hot.

It is weird. And I totally blame whatever it is that won't let me find John hot for me not enjoying SGA.

And well, us being oddly weired is not news. But usually it was playing in our favour so far.