SG-1 Limericks: SG Dirty Limerick Project (PG-13)

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Originally posted on October 10, 2004

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: Stargate Dirty Limerick Project
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13
Notes: I separated out the PG-13 poems from the ones that are R & NC-17. The R & NC-17 poems are here. Also, I’ve added titles to the limericks because I like titles.


Stargate Dirty Limerick Project


Educating Lornyloo: Jack Isn’t God
For Lorny

I had a daughter named Lorny
It was Jack for whom she was horny
I tried to explain
Jack is too tame
And sometimes he's just downright corny

Won 1st place for Cleaniest Limerick

Educating Lornyloo: Daniel’s Skill Is In His Tongue
For Lorny

Our sweet Lorna is obviously blind
To miss the sexiness of the mind--
Poor Jack seems to lack
a fitting come back
and Daniel gets the last word every time.

Won 1st Place for Best Argument Pro-Daniel/Anti-Jack



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Comments

[teddibear.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* That J/D one was the best. And oh so true, he always gets the last word. Such a talented linguist is he! :)

"Well I speak 23 different languages. Pick one."

[theemdash]

*snort* That last one is my favorite. ;)

[teddibear.livejournal.com]

*nod nod* I whole heartedly agree :)