Firefly Limericks: Whedonverse Limerick Project

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Originally posted in fandom_limerick on April 1, 2006

Fandom: Firefly
Title: Whedonverse Limerick Project
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Major spoilers for Serenity. All Serenity limericks are placed at the bottom and well-marked.
Awards: I had limericks win Second Place for Cleanest Limerick and First Place for Firefliest Limerick.


Whedonverse Limerick Project

written with grass_stained
Enchanting Jayne
Jayne: The Hero of Canton
Always gorraming and rantin'
He’s got guns to impress
Isn’t much for a dress
But in a hat he's pretty enchantin'.

Pain Is Scary
It's rare that Jayne doesn't carry,
He tapes a gun to his chest so hairy
When scolded he rips
The strip from tip to tip
And learns from experience: Pain is scary.

Spoilers Serenity











Bottleneck
Look at those Reavers all reaving
And Zoe over there peeving
Hacking them to bits
One got through—oh shit!
Can it be time for us to be leaving?

The Crash
Serenity crashed just past noon
On Mr. Universe's ion-clouded moon
EMP drained
Some of 'em slain;
Wash got speared by a harpoon.

Award Winner
I Am a Leaf on the Wind
"I am a leaf on the wind,"
Wash said and wickedly grinned.
He twisted and spun
Dodged this and that gun
His piloting is wholly zen.



Award Winner
Harpooned
Wash, watch how he soars
Though he ain't gonna do that no more
His flying was stunning
He was witty when punning
But now he's harpooned to the door



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