Buffy Limericks: Whedonverse Limerick Project

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Originally posted in fandom_limerick on April 1, 2006

Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Title: Whedonverse Limerick Project
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: General spoilers through Season 7.
Awards: I had a limerick win First Place for Buffiest Limerick.


Whedonverse Limerick Project

Season 1, 3, and 7
Xander Harris
This teen is a real cutie
He is my very favorite Scooby
He made friends with nerds
Was steered 'round Faith's curves
And didn't eat Principal Flutie

Season 5
Award Winner
All About Anya
Always ask Anya, "How's your money?"
She'll never look at you funny.
But to hear her scream
And fall apart at the seams
Just show her a stuffed fluffy bunny.



Glory the Bore-y
I've been fighting this god-bitch named Glory
Her history with Dawn's quite the story
She's beaten me twice
It wasn't that nice
And listening to her gloat is so bore-y.

Buffy on Glory
She is in no way prettier than me.
It's obvious; why can't you see?
She's got a bad 'do
And un-sensible shoes
And sometimes she stands up to pee.

Season 7
Avengers Assemble!
The Scoobies had a "guestage" named Andy,
And a vampire briefly known as Randy;
Drama queen teens
Made up their crack team;
No wonder dusting vamps wasn't dandy.

~Comments and feedback are appreciated.