SG-1/SGA Fic: Bickering (PG)

[what_works]

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1/Stargate: Atlantis
Title: Bickering
Author: Em
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~210
Pairing: implied McKay/Sheppard, Jack/Daniel
Summary: "They kind of fight like us," Daniel says.
Dedication: for dragonbetween


Bickering

"McKay. At ease, Sheppard," Jack says, nodding curtly at the two-person welcoming committee. Jack places a hand on the small of Daniel's back and presses him forward.

There's sharp muttering behind them and then McKay stumbles forward, probably pushed. Daniel turns, one eyebrow raised to Jack.

"Would you like a tour?" McKay stiffly asks. "I'm sure I could provide something . . . adequate."

Daniel smiles. "I can just look. . . ." As they walk into the gate room, he looses his words.

"You're catching bugs," Jack deadpans.

Daniel snaps his mouth shut, pushing his glasses up his nose. "A tour sounds great."

McKay disapprovingly snorts and then sing-songs under his breath, "I'm not a tour guide."

Sheppard speaks out of the side of his mouth, "Just do it."

"You know I don't handle—"

"Will you just—"

Daniel wanders away, touching the banisters, the columns, anything he can reach. Jack barely restrains himself from snatching Daniel's hands lest he accidentally activate a self-destruct or something.

"They're pretty well organized," Jack off-handedly comments.

Daniel nods back the way they came. "They kind of fight like us," Daniel says.

Jack snorts as he opens a door with a wave of his hand. He leans into Daniel's space, speaking only for Daniel, "They're probably screwing, too."


~Comments and feedback are appreciated.

Comments

[dragonbetween.livejournal.com]

*squeals* That's perfect! Exactly what I wanted. *glomps you*

[theemdash]

I'm glad you approve.

I kept hearing Buffy say of the 2 Xanders, "They're kind of the same now."

[dragonbetween.livejournal.com]

There is much approveal.

*giggles* Yeah, I can see it.

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Heeee! *laughs at Jack fussing over Daniel* I wonder if Daniel managed to keep a straight face after Jack's last comment XD

[theemdash]

I wonder if Daniel managed to not snog him. ;)

Jack is always fussing after Daniel. It's what the man does.

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Lol!!!

Very very true. It must be so ingrained by now that he actually sees it written in front of him when he reads debriefings:

800hrs : Make sure Daniel is fully awake and has eaten breakfast

815hrs: Report to General Hammond

845hrs: Check Daniel to make sure nothing alien is left after the unfortunate incident the last time SG1 went offworld.

900hrs: Launch mission to new supposedly uninhabited planet

1000hrs: Uninhabited my ass. Make sure Daniel does not accidentally make some tribal princess fall in love with him while trying to make friends with the inhabitants

[faithfulpuppy85.livejournal.com]

Thas cute. *snuggles Rodney*

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

It's just impossible to hide it, huh? ;-) Nice one!

[theemdash]

Heh heh... dragonbetween requested that someone comment on how McKay and Sheppard fight like Jack and Daniel so it seemed like the obvious place to take it. ;)

Look I'm drabbling because I want to be just like janedavitt when I grow up! ;)

[theemdash]

*snicker* He's so snugglable because he avoids snuggling.

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone ;-)

[theemdash]

I only meant in drabbling ability, of course. ;)

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Just write 100 words and have a kick in the last sentence; easy-peasy; you can do it :;smooches::

[theemdash]

Jane's Drabble Writing Workshop. Shortest class ever. ;)

[theemdash]

0_0

Ilovethisidea.

Can I steal it for a fic? I'm not sure if I want it to be just part of the fic or the entire fic, but this is hilarious.

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

::g:; I should've made it 100 words long just to be on theme.

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooh, lol, I'm glad you liked it XD and of course you can use it, however you like. Tell me when it's done!

[paian]

Aw, so cute and so true. :-)

[theemdash]

It will be awhile. I have a queue of fic ideas. But this will work its way in. I like the idea too much. ;)

[theemdash]

Thanks. ;) Just a silly little fic.

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Hehe, you ALWAYS have a queue of fic ideas! I look forward to reading this XD

[what-works.livejournal.com]

I used to not have a queue of ideas. Recently I've just been overly creative (and you are reaping the benefits).

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Yay, Alli fics Alli fics Alli fics!!!

[kyizi.livejournal.com]

Heh, great stuff. I can so see Jack worrying about Daniel accidentally setting off the self-destruct!

[theemdash]

Me too. That and Jack pushing Daniel around were the two things that felt truest to me.