HP Fic: Eat Your Words (R)

[what_works]

Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Eat Your Words
Author: Em
Rating: R for inappropriate use of chocolate
Word Count: 200
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Remus promised that one day Sirius would eat his words.
Dedication: for debs7


Eat Your Words

Remus's threat that Sirius would eat his words seemed idle, un-enforceable, nothing more than breath lost in the air. So he'd thought nothing of it when he saw Remus naked, spread eagle on the bed, and covered in chocolate . . . until he saw that the chocolate squiggles were not squiggles. They were letters and words forming all the horrible things Sirius had ever said to Remus: Your life is as boring as your books. Can't you just buy a new coat?

Sirius's tongue died in his mouth. How'd he been so horrible?

Remus blinked and said, "I said you'd have to eat them."

"I didn't . . . I mean, I didn't mean, you know . . ."

He scanned over more things he'd said, blaming Remus for his own tiredness after a full moon, teasing him about his virginity.

"Padfoot." Remus closed his eyes and Sirius felt magic thicken the air. The squiggles shifted, Remus twitching with the movement. "Tickles," he explained.

When the squiggles stopped moving the words said: I love you. You taste like an autumn sunset. Are you wearing pants?

Remus grinned. "I told you I'd make you eat your words."

Sirius leaned over Remus, mouth watering in anticipation. "These words, I'll eat."


~Comment and feedback are like inappropriate chocolate. :D

Comments

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Aw! This was so sweet :D *wuves the chocolate covered Remus*

(I think this bit: feeling his mouth fill his salvia has a typo?)

[theemdash]

Hey, what do you know. Typo.

I like this because it's angsty fluff. It amuses me.

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Me too :) Angsty fluff is just the right description.

Also, on an unrelated note, and cause you're still on skip 57362, do you know anyone who has ever been to FantasyCon or at least have you heard anything about it?

Also the 2nd, Neil Gaiman pasted an email I sent him into his blog, just in case you didn't hear me squeeing :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[theemdash]

I have not heard of it and know nothing about it.

And actually today I am on skip 260 using a filter (skip 520 without a filter).

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I really really want to go and was trying to find someone who had been or something. I didn't think you would have cause it's held in England but it couldn't hurt to ask.

And hey, that's quite an improvement ;)

[theemdash]

Um.... I really don't know anything about it. Maybe lornyloo or crazy_celebrian have heard of it. You can ask them, just tell them I sent you.

Yes, I was hoping to be at skip 200 by Sunday, but now I think I'll try for skip 160. :D Then hopefully I'll be all caught up by next weekend. That's the plan anyway...

[lejlkwiet.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'll ask them then. Thanks :D I already have two friends interested in going so I'm trying to find out some more. Both Neil Gaiman and Clive Barker will be there as guests of honour! *squees*

*grin* It'll be a relief for you to finally not have to skip all those entries and read stuff a couple of weeks after it happens ;)

[debs7.livejournal.com]

ohhhthat was unimaginably sweet!

They are so cute!!!!!

Brilliant as always.

[theemdash]

It was angsty fluff. I thought you would like that. ;)

[kyizi.livejournal.com]

Haha! Fab!

[theemdash]

;) Thanks!

[almofadenha.livejournal.com]

so fuckin' cute and softly. so tasty xD

this is problaly the only way I really think chocolate would be used ever /o/ omg *-*

[theemdash]

I'm sure it's Sirius's favorite way to eat chocolate. ;)

[almofadenha.livejournal.com]

yeah sure, he have the so fuckin' handsome and tasty Moony to 'eat' with all those chocolate(and we know that Moony is the really good one ingredient on this xD).

oh, how I love it! *o*

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Can I eat Sirius' words, too?

[theemdash]

Yes. I'll help. ;)

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

ORGY!!!