SG-1 Fic: Experimentation (PG-13)

[what_works]

Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: Experimentation
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~310
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Prompt: from secondalto Jack/Daniel post-mission domestic scene
059. Food (Big Damn Table)
Summary: Off-world exploration leads to experiments at home.
Notes: To beg forgiveness for embarking into yet another fandom, I offered to write 5 Jack/Daniel fics for my flist. Originally posted here.
written for stargatefic100


059 Food
Experimentation

Jack reels away from the fridge, hand covering his nose, mouth, and gag reflex. He forces the door shut, backing away quickly, preparing to evacuate the house and call the SGC to make sure Carter wasn't performing some experiments in his fridge.

"What in the hell?" Daniel stops in the doorway, mimicking Jack's hand-over-mouth look.

"Possibly eggs," Jack says, "and milk. Rotten something-that-might-have-been-produce and uh . . . fruit cake?"

"Who eats fruit cake?"

"If it's not fruit cake, I don't want to know what it is."

"Ugh." Daniel abandons the kitchen, Jack on his heels. They both gasp: clean, fresh, not-rank air fills their lungs.

"How long were we off-world?"

Daniel squints, dropping in a chair. "Two weeks? No. . . . Yes. Two weeks on P3X-299, a night here, and then back out to '684 for uh, eight days? Did you come home in between?"

"If I did, I didn't open the fridge." Jack scratches his head. "Wait, '299 was the planet with the miniskirts, right?"

Daniel nods, a smile growing on his face.

"Right." Jack leans back, the same smile appearing on his face. "Straight to the shower after that one."

"Then the bedroom," Daniel finishes the memory. His eyes shine behind his glasses.

"Want a repeat?"

Daniel licks his lips, breathless. "You still got the miniskirt?"

Jack's already heading to the bedroom, pulling his shirt over his head. "Best item smuggled from off-world."

Daniel snorts. "You didn't see what I snagged from '684. That 'massager'?"

Jack turns, dropping his shirt to the floor, his slack mouth slowly curling into a wicked smile. "Not a massager?"

Daniel slinks past him, a sway to his hips. "Not exactly."

Jack stretches his neck, firmly shoving the evolving life forms in his fridge to the back of this mind—at the moment he has his own experiments to perform.


~Comments and feedback are good experiments.

Comments

[tresa-cho.livejournal.com]

Hee <3 Adorkable!

[sid]

*tries valiantly not to picture Jack in a mini skirt*

Damn!

:-D

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

Loved it, thanks.

[paian]

Heh, this is totally their life.

Love it. :-)

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Alien-stuff-smuggling FTW! (The fun stuff. ;-)

Sex = more fun than housework. y/y?

[seanchaidh.livejournal.com]

Hah!

[lokei.livejournal.com]

*sniggers* Excellent. The fridge can definitely wait. And the laundry, and the bills, and the Christmas wrapping...

[theemdash]

It's hopeless to try. Much like avoiding crack. ;)

[theemdash]

Heh heh. It is so. Is is is.

[theemdash]

y.

I love the idea that sometimes they sneak things through the 'gate. They're dastardly. ;)

[writinginct.livejournal.com]

lol...and where is the hidden NID security camera footage when we need it?

:)

This was great - I can just picture their faces as they are having that conversation :D

[antares04a.livejournal.com]

Smuggling back the "best" items from every world they visit - that's a cute idea! I think they have quite a collection already.
Is there also a miniskirt for Daniel? *g*

[theemdash]

Thanks! :D

[theemdash]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[theemdash]

;)

[theemdash]

Don't blame them if they call in sick to work. ;)

[theemdash]

I'm sure Jack and Daniel have their own "surveillance." ;)

[theemdash]

Of course Daniel has a mini-skirt! I doubt Jack would have let him leave the planet without one of his own. ;)

[theemdash]

Fruitcake = gross, even when it's definitely fruitcake.

[roadrunner1896.livejournal.com]

Haven't they learnt by now that they are not supposed to smuggle alien things?

Also, that they have to clean out their fridge and actually never have anything in there that could spoil. Ewwwww.

But I like the shower. :D

[theemdash]

But smuggling alien things can be fun! :D

And yeah, they really should be more careful when they grocery shop.