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Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Title: Who Needs Directions?
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13 (no, really)
Word Count: ~170
Pairing: Daniel/Vala
Prompt: from [livejournal.com profile] wolfenm, Daniel/Vala, "Are you sure that's how it's supposed to go?"
098. Writer's Choice Misunderstandings (Big Damn Table)
Summary: Vala learns about Daniel's experience with tools.
Notes: Written as part of my Random Fic offerings at my journal. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wolfenm for the inspiration. Originally posted here
written for [livejournal.com profile] stargatefic100


098. Writer's Choice Misunderstandings
Who Needs Directions?



Vala wrinkled her nose. "Are you sure that's how it's supposed to go?"

Daniel huffed, straining. "Yes. Trust me."

"You didn't even read the directions. It comes with all kinds of directions." Vala reached towards the box, but couldn't quite move from her position over Daniel.

"I thought you were fine with experimentation."

"Experimentation is one thing, Daniel, but you look like you're about to injure yourself. You can't just expect me to strap on—"

"I'll be fine."

"Oh, you've done this before?"

"Once. Or twice." Daniel's face was almost completely red, and squatting as he was couldn't be comfortable.

"I'm shocked you've never regaled me with your tales about your vast experience with tools."

Daniel shrugged. "Have I heard about all your exploits?"

"Hardly." Vala winked, grinning widely. "So, one last go?"

"Yeah. Help me here? Just push. Hard as you can."

Vala pushed with her legs, and the pegs finally popped into place, her new bookshelf fully assembled with the directions still snug in the box.



~Comments and feedback are never misunderstood.

Date: 2007-10-06 03:52 pm (UTC)
ext_19622: (Daniel and Vala)
From: [identity profile] xfirefly9x.livejournal.com
Hee! I love it!

Very cute! =D

Date: 2007-10-06 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hariboo.livejournal.com
*giggle/snort* Awesome! Loves!

Date: 2007-10-06 05:17 pm (UTC)
theemdash: (Daniel Evil)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
*snickers* I like checking to see how many people have dirty minds. ;)

Date: 2007-10-06 05:17 pm (UTC)
theemdash: (SG-1 Daniel/Vala)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
Hee hee. Glad you enjoyed it.

Date: 2007-10-06 07:15 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-10-06 07:50 pm (UTC)
theemdash: (SG-1 Vala)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
Hee back.

Date: 2007-10-06 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-giddy.livejournal.com
I admit I have a filthy mind. I also think that if you can build flatpack without killing each other, you must have a good thing *grin*

Date: 2007-10-07 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com
Hee! I love the misdirection! Nicely done.

Date: 2007-10-07 01:08 am (UTC)
theemdash: (Daniel Huh)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
Yay for filthy minds! And I agree, my husband and I have nearly come to blows assembling some of our furniture.

Date: 2007-10-07 01:08 am (UTC)
theemdash: (SG-1 Crack)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
Hee hee. I'm a sucker for porn that's not. ;) Thanks for commenting!

Date: 2007-10-07 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] odakota-rose.livejournal.com
*grin* Yeah.. I think it's safe to say I might possibly have a dirty mind. I love fics like this, you think it's one thing... until it's not. XD

Date: 2007-10-07 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secretbutterfly.livejournal.com
*snerk* I sooooooooooo have a dirty mind.... I loved this. Knew something like that was coming but it didn't matter cause the hilarity!

Date: 2007-10-07 11:57 am (UTC)
theemdash: (M Laugh)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
Heh heh, glad it gave you a giggle.

Date: 2007-10-07 11:58 am (UTC)
theemdash: (SG-1 Daniel/Vala)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
I'm pro-dirty minds. *throws out all the soap*

Glad you enjoyed it despite the obvious telegraphing. ;)

Date: 2007-10-07 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anna-sg1.livejournal.com
Ohhhh... you got me and my filty, naughty mind! *grin*

Loved it!

Date: 2007-11-13 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kefira.livejournal.com
All I can say is muhahahaha.

Date: 2008-01-06 03:05 am (UTC)
theemdash: (SG-1 Vala)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
Hee hee. It's fun to be naughty. (Vala knows all about it.)

Date: 2008-01-06 03:06 am (UTC)
theemdash: (SG-1 Daniel/Vala)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
Glad you enjoyed it. ;)

Date: 2008-01-12 11:52 am (UTC)
ext_33206: (apples)
From: [identity profile] roadrunner1896.livejournal.com
LOL

I was wondering about the low rating first. Awesome.

*enjoys her gutter mind*

Date: 2008-01-12 05:00 pm (UTC)
theemdash: (Apples)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
Heh heh. . . . Yes, this fic is best enjoyed with a gutter mind. ;)

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