Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: These Chucks Don't Burn Like They Used To
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13 for language, attempted dub-con
Word count: ~17,600 (in 2 parts)
Pairing: Teddy/James
Summary: Seven months ago, Hex Deflection hit wizarding mainstream when lead guitarist James was named the Hogwarts Heartbreaker by Witch Weekly. Since then Teddy, James, and their pop-punk band mates have been thrust into the spotlight, booking bigger shows and fielding interviews from the leading musical magazine Sonorous Punk. The pressure of the public eye and the stress of being on a six-week UK tour is starting to tear at them when Hex's frontman Liam starts grating on everyone's nerves—though no one's more than James's. Caught in the middle, Teddy struggles to walk the line between being James's best mate (and secret admirer) and Liam's on-stage snog. Of course it could be more than the sudden success of Hex Deflection that has James's wand in a knot....

Artist: [livejournal.com profile] cmajalis
Rating: PG
Medium: Digital

Continued from Part 1.

These Chucks Don't Burn Like They Used To, Part 2 of 2 )

~Comments and feedback burn like they used to (it's a pleasant burn).
~Return to Part 1.
Originally posted on June 7, 2012.

Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: These Chucks Don't Burn Like They Used To
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13 for language, attempted dub-con
Word count: ~17,600 (in 2 parts)
Pairing: Teddy/James
Summary: Seven months ago, Hex Deflection hit wizarding mainstream when lead guitarist James was named the Hogwarts Heartbreaker by Witch Weekly. Since then Teddy, James, and their pop-punk band mates have been thrust into the spotlight, booking bigger shows and fielding interviews from the leading musical magazine Sonorous Punk. The pressure of the public eye and the stress of being on a six-week UK tour is starting to tear at them when Hex's frontman Liam starts grating on everyone's nerves—though no one's more than James's. Caught in the middle, Teddy struggles to walk the line between being James's best mate (and secret admirer) and Liam's on-stage snog. Of course it could be more than the sudden success of Hex Deflection that has James's wand in a knot....
Notes: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sopdetly and [livejournal.com profile] momebie for their alpha and beta assistance, and to [livejournal.com profile] sopdetly for generously letting me use our RP characters to fill out the world of Hex Deflection.
written for [livejournal.com profile] teddyjamesbb

Artist: [livejournal.com profile] cmajalis
Rating: PG
Medium: Digital

These Chucks Don't Burn Like They Used To, Part 1 of 2 )

~Continued in Part 2.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: A Bit of Borrowed Warmth
Author: Em
Rating: R for language, non-graphic sex
Word Count: ~4,600
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Prompt: The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. ~ Henry Boye
Summary: In the middle of a war, Sirius grounds himself in certainties, in battles, in friends, in himself. But when Remus kisses Sirius, things start changing too fast.
Notes: Thanks [livejournal.com profile] momebie and [livejournal.com profile] sopdetly for providing an alpha and a beta, respectively.
written for [livejournal.com profile] rs_games
Originally Posted: Oct 6, 2011


A Bit of Borrowed Warmth )

~Comments and feedback are more than borrowed warmth.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Uncertain Blindness
Author: Em
Rating: R for sex
Word Count: ~800
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Hurried steps into the dorm, desperate sex against a wardrobe, they can have whatever they want.
Notes: Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] momebie for the giving a quick beta.
This is for [livejournal.com profile] batmanboxers who left for a movie wanting to return to some Remus porn and for [livejournal.com profile] sopdetly because I wanted to write something for her today.
Recced: Editor's Choice at [livejournal.com profile] sirius_news

Uncertain Blindness )

~Comments and feedback are asked for.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Kissing Practice
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2,410
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, James, Peter
Summary: Wind-swept fjords and pillow-fraternization are nothing compared to actually kissing Sirius. Oh, and James shrieks like a prepubescent boy.
Notes: There really aren't enough stories about pillow-fraternization.
Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] melayneseahawk for the speedy beta.

Kissing Practice )

~Comments and feedback are much better than pillow-fraternization.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Gravid
Author: Em
Rating: R, for sexual suggestions and language
Word Count: ~2120
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Remus wants to be honest. Sirius just wants Remus.
Notes: I've always wondered how things could go from happy Remus/Sirius to each of them suspecting the other of being the spy. This was a possible take on that.
Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] katilara for betaing. I had another beta on this fic in 2006, but I can't remember who did it! Thank you for your beta, whomever you are—your comments were very helpful.

Gravid )

~Comments and feedback are gravid.
Fandom: Saiyuki/Harry Potter
Title: Shut Up
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13 for sexual innuendo
Word Count: ~340
Characters: Sanzo, Sirius
Summary: Sanzo's fan for idiots proves useless against one idiot.
Dedication: for [livejournal.com profile] chelle86 who inspires crack!fic regularly
Notes: Originally written as crack comment!fic over a year ago, I'm adding it to the archive for posterity (naturally). First posted here.

Shut Up )

~Comments and feedback never shut me up.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Why Remus No Longer Makes Buns In His Oven
Author: Em
Rating: R for language and sexual situations
Word Count: ~2,300
Pairing: Remus/Sirus
Warnings: mpreg, crack!fic
Summary: In which Sirius proves his stupidity, Remus's brain explodes, James laughs (a lot), and Peter is thankful he's not Remus.
Dedication: for [livejournal.com profile] dragonbetween and [livejournal.com profile] katilara for encouraging this insanity
Notes: Usually when I write a fanfic cliche I break it. This is no exception. XD
Recced: Editor's Choice at [livejournal.com profile] sirius_news
recced by [livejournal.com profile] iamshadow at [livejournal.com profile] accio_rs_fics
recced by [livejournal.com profile] spacefragments at [livejournal.com profile] crack_broom

Why Remus No Longer Makes Buns In His Oven )

~Comments and feedback help temper crack!fic.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: For Harry
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13 for violence
Word Count: ~760
Spoilers: post-HBP
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Prompt: Ron/Hermione, action, friendship
Summary: Drabble for a possible conclusion to Book 7.
Dedication: For [livejournal.com profile] angelsgracie, [livejournal.com profile] clez, [livejournal.com profile] elleren, [livejournal.com profile] grass_stained, [livejournal.com profile] loriel_eris, [livejournal.com profile] queende and [livejournal.com profile] starbuck92
Notes: Written for the 2005 Gift Fic Project for my flist.
Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] faithsqueen for betaing duties.

For Harry )


~Comments and feedback are appreciated.
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1/Harry Potter
Title: Four Fics I Would Never Write: iv. The German I Never Learned
Author: Em
Rating: R (for sex)
Word Count: ~240
Pairing: Remus/Roadie
Challenge: Remus/Roadie, angst
Dedication: For my sekrit wife, [livejournal.com profile] roadrunner1896 on her birthday. This fic is 100% for you, Roadie.
Notes: When I asked what Roadie'd like in a birthday fic she chose to be difficult, muddled up all her choices, and left me with word soup. I'm a sadistic, stubborn bastard so I took that as a challenge. Which means we have this—Four Fics I Would Never Write. This is Part 4.
Also, I'm using "angst" loosely here. Really, really loosely.


iv. The German I Never Learned )


~Comments and feedback are appreciated.
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1/Harry Potter
Title: Four Fics I Would Never Write: iii. The Only Thing She Didn't Have Was a Flying Motorcycle
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~950
Characters: Vala, Sirius
Challenge: Vala/Sirius, silly
Summary: Some time after his surprise that space flight was not only probable but customary and her surprise that some magic was real came the understanding that Vala and Sirius were incredibly sloshed.
Dedication: For my sekrit wife, [livejournal.com profile] roadrunner1896 on her birthday
Notes: When I asked what Roadie'd like in a birthday fic she chose to be difficult, muddled up all her choices, and left me with word soup. I'm a sadistic, stubborn bastard so I took that as a challenge. Which means we have this—Four Fics I Would Never Write. This is Part 3.
Also, I am insane and vehemently insist that The Curtain is really just a very oddly-shaped Stargate, hence the logic of Vala and Sirius meeting.


iii. The Only Thing She Didn't Have Was a Flying Motorcycle )


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